Michael Phelps challenges Conor McGregor to a swimming race

He's still reeling after challenging Dicaprio to the breast stroke.

Mystery car enthusiast selling off his £1million dust-covered collection of classics

He was actually just collecting dust.

Amnesia is proportional to damage around the hippocampus (medial temporal lobe).

As depicted in the documentaries Overboard and The Bourne Identity.

‘Birds Evolved From Dinosaurs In a ‘Supercharged’ Evolutionary Surge’

Posted their first tweets.

‘Scientists on the ISS discovered three genetic variants of bacteria that could help grow plants on Mars’

Peer review regifted a flora arrangement.

Japan’s Princess Mako will lose her royal status after announcing engagement to commoner

So that's why Princess Peach was always in another castle.

Freud prescribed cocaine to his patients.

No wonder they'd never shut up.

‘Are We Missing Earth-like Exoplanets around Binary Star Systems?’

Nothing like space to make non-binary look like the clearer option.

GOP voters say Trump leads the party, but are split on a 2024 White House run

Or realistically a 2024 feeble White House jog.

‘Cocktail of bacteria-killing viruses prevents cholera infection in animal models’

Models like a good, strong cocktail.

Generosity: In lab research on giving to charity, more reward system activation is seen in donating even than receiving money.

So, if you're looking for a high...I accept cash, credit, or Paypal.

‘Oxford University physicist Subir Sarkar says cosmic acceleration and dark energy don’t exist’

Kept in the dark too long.

Los Angeles Gets Official Green Light To Host 2028 Olympics

They'll be adding a smog sports category.

Son mummifies dead mum in Austria to get her benefits

Return of the Mummy

Double-blind: Observation whose true purpose is hidden from both the observer and the person being observed.

Double Blind is also something that happens when both people don't use their real picture on Tinder.

Tinder users had all their matches deleted

That's what they get for not playing with matches.

‘United Arab Emirates aims to put human settlement on Mars by 2117’

If you were worried about a lack of indoor skiing.

‘Honeybee venom can kill even aggressive breast cancer cells, study suggests’

In a sting operation.

Just noticeable difference (JND): Minimal change in a stimulus that can just barely be detected.

Like your girlfriend's haircut.

Florida idiot plans to tie himself to post during Hurricane Irma

The weather anchor told him to keep posted.