Researchers uncover key clues about the solar system’s history

They did a background radiation check.

Lightning and subvisible discharges produce molecules that clean the atmosphere

Put the laundry basket by the lightning rod just in case.

Korsakoffs syndrome is marked by severe memory impairment.

Also, Korsakoffs syndrome is marked by severe memory impairment.

Music has many parallels to language.

For starters, pop culture has ruined both.

The temporal lobe of professional musicians in the right hemisphere is 30% larger than non-musicians.

That must be why women like musicians. Their big lobes.

Study identifies 579 genetic loci linked to anti-social behavior, alcohol use, and opioid addiction

Basically they mapped Gregory House's genome.

A receptor can have different effects in different areas of the brain.

Just like a new toaster being a welcome addition to your kitchen, but not to your bathtub.

A theory is an original framework to explain a set of interconnected ideas that inspires further research.

And that's a fact.

Prehistoric humans ate bone marrow like canned soup 400,000 years ago

Past its expiration date.

Making clean hydrogen is hard, but researchers just solved a major hurdle

They just got high Joe Rogen

‘Chemists Figured Out a Way to Turn CO2 Into Jet Fuel.’

Plants protest.

In developing countries 80% of the population live on less than $6,000 per year.

Or half a shopping trip to Whole Foods.

Socially isolated mice had lowered serotonin turnover.

But the highest level of magic and experience points.

Social Scientists Say Re-Gifting is OK

They call it a replication of the original gift study.

New model for the way humans localize sounds

Sounds about right.

Semantics are the rules that govern the meaning of words and sentences.

Hateful speech towards those rules is called anti-semantic.

How to simulate softness

Try less hard.

‘Chances are about 50:50 that we live in a Computer Simulation’

Unless such chances are simulated.

Meteorite study suggests Earth may have been wet since it formed

But Anaximander figured that out a couple thousand years ago.

Eight in 10 Americans speak only English.

The other two say they speak American.