Black hole size revealed by its eating pattern’

You are what you eat is true for black holes.

Seeding oceans with iron may not impact climate change

Ironically.

It’s not what you say, it’s the way you say it.

Especially if while holdling a weapon.

New genetic editing powers discovered in squid

Ink does boost transcription.

Insomnia tied to higher risk of heart disease and stroke

Cannabis actually also prevents strokes, if it doesn't put you to sleep first.

Receptor makes mice strong and slim

Cat-echolamine

Older people often have impairments in working memory.

While millennials have impairments with work in general.

Engineers develop a new way to remove carbon dioxide from air

Carbon die oxide.

Astronomers confirm solar system’s most distant known object is indeed Farfarout

After a bowl.

Tree rings may hold clues to impacts of distant supernovas on Earth

Ring around the rosie, ashes: prescient.

Social Desireability: The tendency to report the way on psychological instruments in a socially acceptable way.

Which is never found on social media sites.

Hubble finds evidence of water vapor at Jupiter’s moon Ganymede

Scientists drink Grainy Mead.

Comet discovered to have its own northern lights

You're using too much if Comet bleach makes you see lights.

Higher concentration of metal in Moon’s craters provides new insights to its origin

Crater grater.

Studies in mice have revealed genes that relate to being more vulnerable or more resilient. Methods to control stress responses: Breathing routines, exercise, and meditation.

Though scientists have had trouble teaching mice how to do yoga poses.

Extreme warming of the South Pole

Has the hots for the North Pole.

Most massive neutron star ever detected, almost too massive to exist

Soon to become My 600lb Life reality star.

Time on screens has little impact on kids’ social skills, study suggests

Did you say something?

According to the James-Lange theory, emotional feelings result from the body’s actions.

And how much prozac you took that morning.

Strongest evidence yet that neutrinos explain how the universe exists

New tree? No.