Engineers develop ‘blackest black’ material to date

Blackest is the new black.

The warming climate is causing animals to ‘shapeshift’

Especially ice sculpture animals.

Mania: restless activity, excitement, laughter, self-confidence, rambling speech, and loss of inhibition.

In other words, the average radio presenter.

A planet that should not exist

X.

New study shows how autism can be measured through a non-verbal marker

And lead to nonverbal drawings with a marker.

Normal resting heart rate appears to vary widely from person to person

Beachgoer's reggae; dancer's dubsteppy.

Both men and women prefer a romantic partner that is healthy, intelligent, honest, physically attractive and kind.

Unfortunately those partners only exist in romantic comedies.

How to encode information in electron spins?

Nun gimel hai shin spin. Bet you half a qubit it lands on two sides. No, double or nothing?

Scientists detect signatures of life remotely

Life called in to Zoom.

Threat of catastrophic supervolcano eruptions is ever-present

Cite the catastrophic supervolcano insurance companies.

In an experiment, groups of people were allowed to sleep or were deprived of sleep before a word-pairs test. The sleep group recalled more.

Meanwhile the group that stayed up all night seemed to remember having more fun.

Meteorite strikes may create unexpected form of silica

Silly CA

Incredible! Astronomers see a Moon-Forming Disk Around a Newly Forming Planet

Couldn't even Planet that well.

Scientists find ally in fight against brain tumors: Ebola

Ebullient.

Simplest theory that explains all evidence is the best one:

If I've never seen my friend Jack in the daytime, then he's clearly a vampire.

Heavy iron isotopes leaking from Earth’s core

Folks are blasting too much heavy metal.

Scientists reverse reproductive clock in mice

Hickory dickery dock.

Centenarian study suggests living environment may be key to longevity

Living environment does subtly imply living.

Attention can be thought of as the gatekeeper of consciousness.

And given the prevalence of ADHD, that gatekeeper is out to lunch.

Volcanic eruptions directly triggered ocean acidification during Early Cretaceous

The ocean dropped a lot of acid back in the day.