Climate change may cut soil’s ability to absorb water

No more soiling itself.

Environmental toxins impair immune system over multiple generations

Welcome to the family.

Quantum Device: Ultrafast Electron Microscopy Leads to Pivotal Discovery

If we could just find that electron, before the card castle collapses.

Morphemes:the smallest meaningful units of language.

For example, if you're a millennial the response to OMG he was BAE until TMI would be LOL.

Storms on Jupiter are disturbing the planet’s colorful belts

Karate closed on Jupiter due to storms.

AI Programming: OpenAI’s Codex Translates Everyday Language Into Computer Code

FOR score (= 20) & 7 years a GOTO

Why do we freeze when startled? New study in flies points to serotonin

Remember serotonin tag?

Homosexual behavior occurs in many animal species.

But is only Homo sapiens who have a designated parade for this behavior.

Daily exposure to blue light may accelerate aging, even if it doesn’t reach your eyes

Blue man group must put 10 years on by touring.

Humans have salamander-like ability to regrow cartilage in joints

But salamanders still can't roll them.

July 2019 was hottest month on record for the planet

Solstice plus a fever.

Twin studies confirm strong influence of genetics on vulnerability to alcohol/drugs.

So if you've been drinking, it's unsafe to hand the keys to anyone who looks like you.

Geologists dig into Grand Canyon’s mysterious gap in time

Mind the gap. in time

Got fatigue? Study further pinpoints brain regions that may control it

Catch-22 is you have to address it to read about it.

Ancient shell shows days were half-hour shorter 70 million years ago

And with no lunch break.

Oxygen deprivation impacts memory formation.

So if someone gets offended that you don’t remember them, just tell them it’s because they took your breath away.

Extremely young galaxy is Milky Way look-alike

Doppler ganger

Novel imaging method reveals a surprising arrangement of DNA in the cell’s nucleus

You can tune a Peano curve but you can't tuna fish.

Global Disaster Coming? Earth’s ‘Vital Signs’ are Worsening Rapidly as Humanity’s Impact Deepens

Palms are sweaty Gaia's spaghetti.

Oxygen deprivation or carbon monoxide can cause memory loss.

So can dollar beer night at the bar.