Gecko survives 4,000 mile journey hidden in woman’s bra

Geckos stick to silicone.

Hasidic’ hitman: NYC shooting victim had $10K in pocket

Collecting a bounty on oneself is just a tad shortsighted.

Rudy Giuliani goes on unhinged rant during 9/11 memorial dinner

The rant was so unhinged his medicine cabinet door hit the floor spilling its contents all up in his face.

The hypothalamus makes up less than 1% of brain mass, yet perhaps the most important 1%.

The other 99% of the brain was responsible for the occupy hypothalamus movement a few years ago.

Millennials and Generation Z are more sustainability-orientated�even when it comes to money, researchers find.

Money does grow on trees.

‘Unique exoplanet photobombs CHEOPS study of nearby star system’

Meteor shower would have been a flash mob.

Germany Wants To Criminalize Fake News

As fake news is never right, albeit consistently biased in that direction.

Semantics:

Why she's always right and you're always wrong.

‘Detect. Lock on. Intercept. The remarkable hunting ability of the robber fly’

Man some flies land, take a dump and your loose change.

Costco Is Now Selling a Popular Korean Beauty Product

Snail extract works just as fast as standard snail but it's way more powerful.

‘Two radio signals, one chip, open a new world for wireless communication’

Looks like clickbait to robot pornography. But thanks science.

Language may have evolved from communication by gestures.

We have all experienced the evolution of the ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics to Emojis

‘In 2022 two stars will merge and explode into a red fury’

Luckily we're not in the cold war anymore or this may cause alarm.

2,000 Gators Aren’t Going Anywhere: Park Promises Amid Hurricane Preps

Please send gator aid.

It now costs less to subsidise wind energy than it does nuclear

In other news land just got even more expensive in Chicago.

Antipsychotic/neuroleptic drugs: Category of drugs tend to relieve schizophrenia and similar conditions.

Aka these are the drugs to avoid if you want to be a reality TV star.

Burger King Removes 120 Artificial Ingredients from Menu

Just from the menu - it sure kept them in the food.

Man, 78, who ‘only went out for a beer’ ends up lost in Thai jungle for four days

He really wanted a Cambodian beer.

Florida mom arrested for allegedly helping son beat up other kid

Helicopter bullying

Both men and women prefer a romantic partner that is healthy, intelligent, honest, physically attractive, and kind.

Nowadays, most people figure that out by their third marriage.