‘Star discovered whipping around a black hole twice an hour’

Even space passes by her house on a bicycle.

‘Has Earth’s oxygen rusted the Moon for billions of years?’

Even the moon tells us to breathe deep.

Hard physical work significantly increases the risk of dementia.

Exercise decreases dementia. It'll work out.

Language and music may have arisen together.

Except in jazz music, language is basically "Shoo-be-doo-wop-bee-bop!"

Stupid reasons to get a tattoo:

'To do: get a tatoo.'

M4: Two lanes closed near Chepstow by cow on road

Wow two whole lanes and it’s not even an American cow.

First ‘Spider-Man’ comic sells for historic $3.6M at auction

The 3.6M was historic because it too told a story about slimy US presidents.

Lawrence Kohlberg suggests that people pass through a series of stages in the development of moral reasoning and their sense of justice.

In other words if your parents meet an untimely end and you're scared of bats you'll become Batman.

A New Company With a Wild Mission: Bring Back the Woolly Mammoth

But once they pull it off the mission will be extinct.

‘A new cosmic survey offers unprecedented view of galaxies’

Do watch out, a view that good offered after a survey rings of galactic timeshare.

900 Rooms Evacuated Amid Power Outage in Vegas

Come on snake eyes. At least then we could see in the dark.

George Miller: Found consistency in capacity limits in memory: he found that attention capacity is, roughly, 7 +- 2 bits of information.

Though I'm willing to argue it's actually 140 characters, or 280 I can't keep track anymore.

Birth Order Affects Intelligence

Said a twin scientist

The Womens March Reached all the Way to Antarctica

Those tuxedos support the patriarchy.

Grandma Realizes She’s Been Praying To A ‘Lord of the Rings’ Figure For A Decade

Jesus surely recognizes it as a Tolkien gesture.

Brain death: occurs when all signs of brain activity, as measured by electrical brain waves, have ceased.

This also happens if you watch Fox News.

‘We cannot cheat aging and death, study indicates’

But use protection and we can cheat birth and overpopulation.

Cat’s tongue under an electron microscope.

Cat got your fractal tongue?

Math Says This Is the Perfect Age to Get Married

A marri-age

Exposure to nature has been directly demonstrated in the lab to lead to increased prosocial behavior (generosity).

This generosity does not extend to the squirrels ruining your garden.