Ontario taxpayers foot $120K bill for giant duck

If fit for a big migration this duck could really take the edge off in the South China Sea.

Scientists want to store DNA of 6.7 million species on the moon, just in case.

And people thought Noah was a nut.

Losses of soil carbon under global warming might equal U.S. emissions.

And recovering from the past U.S. cabinet, might equal EPA omissions.

Other experiences that release dopamine in the nucleus accumbens:

Sexual excitement, music, and when your mother-in-law says "Goodbye."

‘Scientists shuffle atomic layers like playing cards to make new quantum materials’

And that very same card reappears in your pocket - with the same spin and angular momentum.

Why Some People Have Trouble Telling Left From Right

They're not in their left mind.

Justice Dept. Sides With Baker Who Refused Gay Couple

The baker then proceeded to explain that there was no such thing as a muffin made from stud.

Studies suggest that women become more sexually responsive during the periovulatory period.

But nothing makes them less responsive than the word "periovulatory".

Dad’s ‘Rules’ For Dating His Daughters Have A Refreshing Twist

But by the time someone pulls it off they'll be carbon dating them.

‘ESA – Solar Orbiter’s first images reveal “campfires” on the Sun’

And have a crazy story to tell.

Penguins ‘may be aliens’ after scientists discover chemical from Venus in their poo

They marched all the way to the arctic prepared to lemming their way home before realizing Earth is round.

Older adults statistically seek relationships low in conflict and high in mutual enjoyment.

Which doesn't explain why they yell to get off their lawn.

”Lossless’ material could boost efficiency of lasers and other light-based devices’

All while paving the future of piracy.

Lingerie model marries herself to preach ‘self-love’: ‘I wasn’t ashamed’

At least if she divorces she won't have to change her name back.

‘Zeptoseconds: A new world record in short time measurement’

A unit for the modern attention span.

Rule of parsimony: Simplest theory that explains all the evidence is the best one.

While the most complicated theory is the one that Alex Jones makes a living from.

‘The AI Threat Isn’t Skynet – It’s the End of the Middle Class’

Adam Smith was the first Sarah Connor.

With marijuana legal, many police dogs are now overqualified

They're back to sniffing crack.

Bringing to life silicon.

A small handful of women just a final 'e' short of expressing excitement about this technology.

Serotonin increases flexibility, but only in your brain.

Don't pull a hammy making the same mistake I did.