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The probability of developing alcoholism is greater than 60%.
But increases to 100% after joining a fraternity.
Fluid Intelligence is the ability to deal with new problems and situations.
Not to be confused with drinking certain fluids, the inability to deal with new problems and situations.
The end result of sensation is an emotional response or not.
So maybe she's just not that in to you.
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Humans seek approval and praise.
They do, right?... RIGHT?
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Thinking is not modular, but cellular.
If you're slow, try switching carriers.
In women, the hypothalamus and pituitary interact with the ovaries to produce the menstrual cycle.
The interaction is a real blood bath.
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Dunbar’s number is a suggested cognitive limit to the number of people with whom one can maintain social relationships.
Until Dunbar's Wife suggested Dunbar change his number to one.
Psychology, like all sciences, works on the honor system.
Except when you're a defense attorney using the insanity defense.
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There are six universal emotions expressed: anger, disgust, fear, happiness, sadness, and surprise.
Aka, the typical reaction to take out from Taco Bell.
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Conclusions are based on results that have been statistically analyzed.
Or if you watch cable news, fear.
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Perceptions of changes may be attributable to different behavioral manifestations of the same particular constellation of traits over developmental periods.
Or, as Ghandi said, "Once an asshole- always an asshole."
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Rene Descartes (1596-1650): was the French philosopher who argued for dualism between mind and body.
Both must work together, otherwise you would be putting Descartes before the horse.
looking-back
Amnesia is caused by hippocampal damage.
In soap operas, it is caused by a blow to head, and can be resolved by either another blow to the head or the appearance of an evil twin.
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Hippocampus: top of the sensory hierarchy.
While a hippo on campus just means you stayed at the fraternity party a little too long.
Vision-Squared
We form vision actually by sculpting away what is not there.
Like an anonymous coworker stealing bites of your sandwich.
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Research on meditation has come a long way.
It's no longer the hippie-dippie stuff of your weird Aunt.
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In the West, we have only recently encountered meditation.
And we had to hear about it from The Beatles.
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Each neural column tries to suppress the activity of its neighbors.
Just like that lady in the apartment above me.
Household-Size
The average family size is decreasing.
See, we don't have an obesity problem.
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When behavior is public and visible to others and the target of the help is female, males are more likely to help.
Which explains The Titanic.

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