You may for guided visualizations initially imagine yourself in a beautiful forested setting with some trees and plants.

If you have seasonal allergies, let go of any thoughts of needing your inhaler.

One of the primary responsibilities of taste is to identify things that are bad for you.

But apparently this doesn't work for me when it comes to ice cream.

Some experiments with consciousness use masking: a brief visual stimulus is preceded and followed by longer interfering stimuli.

The nude scene in "Titanic" was a brief visual stimulus. The rest of the movie was interfering stimuli.

Obviously, today we know that Freud was incorrect about a lot of things.

Though some women do feel he was right about vibrators.

To sit and meditate for 20 minutes might seem at first daunting, yet all of us are able to aim to be fully present for even just one breath, from beginning to end.

If you can binge watch the same show for 8 straight hours, you can focus on one breath.

Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.

But they brush it off.

Cells multiply by dividing.

That sums it up.

You’re sweeter than 3.14

Yet equally irrational.

If you can’t beat the record, you can beat up its owner.

Unless it's for martial arts.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

The dancers were balling.

What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?

I was haunting a penthouse before the pandemic.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High-Definition.

Charlotte's Webster

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

What's your number? Nah I'll remember it.

Get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade!

She bugged me so I Volkswagon Bugged her.

Where does a polar bear keep his money? In a snowbank!

A bipolar bear instead gambles it.

Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

Ironically, you'll be less intoxicating.

If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.

Unless you're a pet dog.

What fruit do you eat when you are sad? Blueberries.

When you saved money on a boob job? Water mellons.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

Is your name Dial Up? Let's take things slow.

Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.

A wake and bake turns any building into a "high rise."