Butterfly wing clap explains mystery of flight

Butterflies continued to clap politely for this discovery.

Neuroprosthesis restores words to man with paralysis

Dumb luck

Near-Earth asteroid 2006 QV89 not a threat for next century

A startup with a 100 year delivery time to market, for best thereby worst case.

Morphemes are the smallest meaningful units of language.

Unlike memes that are meaningless units of language.

15,000-year-old viruses discovered in Tibetan glacier ice

Free Tibetan viruses.

Blue light may not be as disruptive to our sleep patterns as originally thought

Former researchers feeling blue.

The ear bones we have now were by evolution what fish used to breathe in water.

So basically, when you put your ear up to a shell and hear the ocean, it's you not the shell.

Low-energy solar particles from beyond Earth found near the Sun

Low-energy particles hang out at home.

Big brains or big guts: Choose one

The brain of the group is rarely the gutsy one.

Schrödinger’s cat with 20 qubits

Quantum purr-view. Or for nerds quantum pay purr-view.

Remote control of blood sugar: Electromagnetic fields treat diabetes in animal models

Can you please just blast me with EMR as I eat Oreos?

The breath may give us more information than we realize.

Probably not more information that Facebook gives advertisers but it gives a lot of info.

What social distancing does to a fish brain

No school is not so cool if you're a fish.

Scientists discover supernova that outshines all others

A super-lative nova.

Reactor turns greenhouse gas into pure liquid fuel

New clear reactor.

Consciousness lags behind external world by 1/3 of a second.

I would repeat that but that would be wasting 2/3 of second and we don't have the time.

Harnessing tomato jumping genes could help speed-breed drought-resistant crops

Will application ketch up?

Study finds brain areas involved in seeking information about bad possibilities

Participants drunk dialed from the fMRI machine.

New droplet-based electricity generator: A drop of water generates 140V power, lighting up 100 LED bulbs

A drop of acid 1000 lightbulbs.

Incidentally, the heartbeat is also this way, according to multiple recent peer-reviewed scientific publications – the heart beats fractally, with sub-beats inside the larger beats.

Basically, your heart digs Bach.