There may not be a conflict after all’ in expanding universe debate

The opposition thought just ego was expanding.

How microbes generate and use their energy to grow

Boot sole strapping.

The force is strong in neutron stars

Starwars yodel: Yoda yoda Lea ee Chew.

When researchers analyzed 52 depictions of The Last Supper that were painted between the years 1000 and 1800, they found that the average plate size increased by 66%.

They also found that the last supper is now most likely followed by a midnight snack.

In a scientific first, physicists capture nuclear quantum effect between neighboring water molecules

We enrich our uranium and you see the benefits. Although initiated by the host it also violated the neighbor's non-proliferation treaty.

How many Earth-like planets are around sun-like stars?

In whey-like galaxies.

Waking just one hour earlier cuts depression risk by double digits, study finds

Till removing outliers that slept through the exam.

Attractors: are Reproducible patterns of neural activity that remains stable for longer periods of time.

Unlike physical attraction, where the more Attractive and Reproducible are usually the most unstable.

Why does Mercury have such a big iron core?

Because mercury is hard core. And likes heavy metal.

Exoplanet apparently disappears in latest Hubble observations

Did the ex-oplanet even break up through text?

Emissions From Space Tourism Could Quickly Add Up and Accelerate Global Warming

That'll trickle down.

Hallucinations involve top-down neural pathways.

Or, at least that's what I was told by a talking pink giraffe.

Nanoparticle chomps away plaques that cause heart attacks

Particle of a complete breakfast.

Ostrich Robot Machine-Learns Itself To Run a 5K

Even Ostrich robots can't fly.

USC Stem Cell scientists explore the latent regenerative potential of the inner ear

Also thanks btw to fish for evolving gills that became in our ear to hear.

Sensory buffer: is Storage that holds sensory information for a few seconds or less.

Think of it as the brains own version of Snapchat.

Global methane emissions soar to record high

Coincidentally, right when Chipotle had a BOGO.

Grey seals discovered clapping underwater to communicate

Or following a harp seal's performance.

How does Earth sustain its magnetic field?

The north pole always had a thing for Antarctica.

Pareidolia: We may see Jesus in the sky and then just a cloud formation.

Bur if that cloud starts raining wine, you know it's Jesus.