Mars habitability limited by its small size, isotope study suggests

Just put a couch in there. It worked for my studio apartment.

Shedding light on how the human eye perceives brightness

To an eager pupil.

Engineered virus might be able to block coronavirus infections, mouse study shows

Please block a virus, doctor Mario.

Physicians face high rates of burnout and stress-related challenges at work.

And that's not even taking into account avoiding pharmaceutical reps.

What’s up, Skip? Kangaroos really can ‘talk’ to us, study finds

Being quiet was a kanga ruse.

Electric eel produces highest voltage discharge of any known animal

Besides a Watt-er Bufalo.

Why people gain weight as they get older

It's not just marriage.

Applied research is meant to provide practical solutions to immediate problems.

So basically that never includes politics.

Stabilizing brain-computer interfaces

Nontouch typing.

New route to carbon-neutral fuels from carbon dioxide

Fossil fuels are becoming a fossil.

Laboratory-evolved bacteria switch to consuming carbon dioxide for growth

How one messy lab saved the world.

The ancient cerebellum has 70 billion (80%) of our 86 billion neurons. It automates everything.

It's like the brain's brain.

Global glacier retreat has accelerated

But the glaciers may still win the war.

Unconscious learning underlies belief in God, study suggests

So sleep on it.

How caloric restriction prevents negative effects of aging in cells

Fasting is age slowing.

Telagraphic speech: occurs when words not critical to the message are left out.

What it Doesn't mean is when...

Electric fish — and humans — pause before communicating key points

So the recipient isn't shocked.

Mapping the platypus genome: How Earth’s oddest mammal got to be so bizarre

Fits the bill.

How does language emerge?

Adverbially.

Nesting dolls could contain nested 10 dolls, that each contain 10 dolls, and so on.

People into fractals are pretty full of themselves.