Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
But they brush it off.
Cells multiply by dividing.
That sums it up.
You’re sweeter than 3.14
Yet equally irrational.
Our decisions are of free will when we can carefully, consciously weigh their pros and cons.
This of course never happens after last call at the bar.
Humans are a social species.
That is, until they’re on social media.
Experienced chess players thusly know it also helps to look away from the board.
Otherwise they would never get a date.
Consciousness relates to and is produced by when different parts of the brain work together.
To see the opposite of this definition, just look to modern politics.
Music has many parallels to language.
For starters, pop culture has ruined both.
A theory is an original framework to explain a set of interconnected ideas that inspires further research.
And that’s a fact.
In developing countries 80% of the population live on less than $6,000 per year.
Or half a shopping trip to Whole Foods.
Researchers Were Not Right About Left Brains, Study Suggests
They weren’t in their left mind.
Scientists regenerate neurons in mice with spinal cord injury and optic nerve damage
Which would be great if they didn’t damage it in the first place.
New technologies, strategies expanding search for extraterrestrial life
SETI motto: Get a Life.
Aspirin may halve air pollution harms
Bayer creates most pollution and sells the treatment.
Giraffes are as socially complex as elephants, study finds
They’ll really stick their neck out.
Achieving quantum supremacy
The award is two gold medals.
A week in the dark rewires brain cell networks and changes hearing in adult mice
It’s called the Stevie Wonder effect.
Scientists breach blood brain barrier to attack tumors
As Charlie Sheen demonstrated no blood brain barrier is fool proof.
Plants evolved complexity in two bursts — with a 250-million-year hiatus
That’s also how long a hiatus from plants feels like.
Learning from a ‘living fossil’
But your mom does not prefer that title.
Brain-inspired computing could tackle big problems in a small way
I got 1100011 problems and a bit ain’t 1.
Discovery boosts theory that life on Earth arose from RNA-DNA mix
RNA made the discovery but DNA gets all the credit.
Meteorite study suggests Earth may have been wet since it formed
But Anaximander figured that out a couple thousand years ago.
Scientists decode how the brain senses smell
Fun Olfact
How to simulate softness
Try less hard.
Citizen science discovers a new form of the northern lights
Hybridizing an old strain.
Machine learning predicts behavior of biological circuits
Bio logically.
Experimental drug shows potential against Alzheimer’s disease
As long as you remember to take it.
A replacement for exercise?
Exercising exercise?
Millimeter-tall ‘mountains’ on neutron stars
But at that altitude a neutron can really gain some perspective.
Machine Learning Algorithm Revolutionizes How Scientists Study Behavior
Simply: algorithm creates new anthropology of neuroanthropologists.
Making clean hydrogen is hard, but researchers just solved a major hurdle
They just got high Joe Rogen
Global warming begets more warming, new paleoclimate study finds
The snowball effect just melted.
Prehistoric humans ate bone marrow like canned soup 400,000 years ago
Past its expiration date.
Lightning and subvisible discharges produce molecules that clean the atmosphere
Put the laundry basket by the lightning rod just in case.
Bumblebees speed up flowering
After reading Honey Do list.
Harvesting light like nature does
Tech turns over a new leaf.
Sand dunes can ‘communicate’ with each other
But signal is grainy.
New model for the way humans localize sounds
Sounds about right.
Researchers uncover key clues about the solar system’s history
They did a background radiation check.
Study identifies 579 genetic loci linked to anti-social behavior, alcohol use, and opioid addiction
Basically they mapped Gregory House’s genome.
T. Rex had an air conditioner in its head, study suggests
T. Rexes were more chill than we thought.
Eating more plant foods may lower heart disease risk in young adults, older women
It’s a great diet as plant food is water and sunlight.
The temporal lobe of professional musicians in the right hemisphere is 30% larger than non-musicians.
That must be why women like musicians. Their big lobes.
A receptor can have different effects in different areas of the brain.
Just like a new toaster being a welcome addition to your kitchen, but not to your bathtub.
Socially isolated mice had lowered serotonin turnover.
But the highest level of magic and experience points.
Korsakoffs syndrome is marked by severe memory impairment.
Also, Korsakoffs syndrome is marked by severe memory impairment.
Differences do exist in men and women in the size of certain brain areas.
Many women believe this is why men are incapable of correctly loading a dishwasher.
‘Chances are about 50:50 that we live in a Computer Simulation’
Unless such chances are simulated.
‘Chemists Figured Out a Way to Turn CO2 Into Jet Fuel.’
Plants protest.
Social Scientists Say Re-Gifting is OK
They call it a replication of the original gift study.
Chinese professor develops non-intoxicating wine
Eliminating it from the equation, the lab proved that the health benefits of wine were just due to sex.
‘New microscope that fits in a needle and is capable of super-high resolution microscopy through an ultra-thin fiber’
It’s like a haystack in a needle.
Angry’ bear tries to break into home of Connecticut woman baking brownies
She rejected an attempted trade of two ‘bear claws’
‘Human Eye Is Misleading: The Sky is NOT Blue but Violet’
Human politics is misleading: from high enough in the sky, blue and red states are purple too.
Why You Should Talk to Yourself in the Third Person. Decades of research found this can help foster psychological distance, a phenomenon that leads to better emotional regulation, self control, and even wisdom.
Don’t take this too first personally.