Red dwarf starlight suitable to grow photosynthesizing bacteria
That time when mold anywhere starts to eat sun.
Taking the temperature of dark matter
Stick out your tongue and say awesome.
ESO instrument finds closest black hole to Earth
Suprise it’s Florida.
Astronomers detect possible radio emission from exoplanet
Conservatives bought up talk radio there too.
Artificial intelligence yields new antibiotic
AI comits genocide against bacteria.
Are black holes made of dark energy?
Man Science is racist.
A billion tiny pendulums could detect the universe’s missing mass
It doesn’t take any to tell the universe’s skipping church.
Repairing stroke-damaged rat brains
Rats apparently hang out in golf holes.
Anti-solar cells: A photovoltaic cell that works at night
To rival dark energy.
Nitrous oxide emissions pose an increasing climate threat, study finds
But somehow they can’t stop laughing about it.
NASA’s Dragonfly Mission to Saturn’s Moon Titan Has Big Science Goals | Planetary Science, Space Exploration
And it’ll only take about half a day to get there if we travel by dragonfly.
Much of Earth’s nitrogen was locally sourced
Think globally, but act like nitrogen.
Researchers make green chemistry advance with new catalyst for reduction of carbon dioxide
Carbon die oxide.
Birds’ seasonal migrations shift earlier as climate changes
Early bird gets the warm.
Oxytocin is important for bonding and reproductive behavior.
That, and a bottle of wine.
Certain body actions like smiling increases happiness.
So does texting her/him back.
Birds of prey have a greater density of receptors on the top of the eye. Rodents have a greater density on the bottom of the eye.
Snarky people unfortunately have a greater density of receptors on the side of the eye.
Synapses vary greatly in duration, E.g., 2 synapses at the same time can be more than double the effect of either 1, or less than double it.
Similar to prices at Starbucks.
Diamond Is Synthesized At Room Temperature For The First Time
Pretty cool.
Synapses have a gap and don’t physically meet.
Never let your synapses touch together or you could risk spontaneous combustion.
Females have two X chromosomes (XX).
Men generally want to make this XXX but fail.
Perseverance Rover acquired this image.
If off to a rocky start.
Hormones explain many of the differences between men and women, but not all of them.
Even hormones can’t explain men who wear Axe body spray.
G-protein activation: coupled to guanosine triphosphate (GTP), an energy storing molecule.
As is the G-SPOT and when that energy is released you’re good for a second date.
‘Mutant Zebrafish Reveals Evolutionary History of Spinal Defects’
Zebrafish spines aren’t supposed to be striped.
Both genetics and environment shape human behavior.
Unfortunately it’s up to you to get in shape.
‘Wandering Supermassive Black Holes May Be More Abundant than Previously Thought’
Those who ate everything in town soon become nomadic.
‘Tree rings may hold clues to impacts of distant supernovas on Earth’
This one has a nice ring to it.
‘Birdsnap: Identifying a bird from a picture with artificial intelligence’
They tried BirdSnapchat first but most preferred to tweet.
‘Studying vortices in quantum fluids gives new insight into turbulence’
They did hit some expected turbulence.
‘AI Programming: OpenAI’s Codex Translates Everyday Language Into Computer Code’
The words one ane zero do become a lot of ones and zeros.
Scientists discover brain cells that remember where escape routes are.
Then the fridge must have a trap door.
‘New clues to why there’s so little antimatter in the universe’
The data sounds anti anti-matter.
‘Elephants have the highest volume of daily water loss ever recorded in a land animal’
That trunk can be used to shotgun a lot of beer and espresso.
‘Viking’ was a job description, not a matter of heredity, massive ancient DNA study shows.
Tell that to Leif Erik’s son.
‘Weed production puffs emissions: Moving cannabis production outdoors would shrink the carbon footprint of the legal cannabis industry.’
Sun grown. Sun freeing.
Thanks to AI, Computers Can Now See Your Health Problems
Helpful when you say “I smell burnt toast,” and the paperclip says “I see you’re having a heart attack.”
‘First observational evidence that our universe could be a vast and complex hologram’
Space liked your photo on Hologram.
Michael Phelps challenges Conor McGregor to a swimming race
He’s still reeling after challenging Dicaprio to the breast stroke.
Mystery car enthusiast selling off his £1million dust-covered collection of classics
He was actually just collecting dust.
‘Birds Evolved From Dinosaurs In a ‘Supercharged’ Evolutionary Surge’
Posted their first tweets.
‘Scientists on the ISS discovered three genetic variants of bacteria that could help grow plants on Mars’
Peer review regifted a flora arrangement.
Japan’s Princess Mako will lose her royal status after announcing engagement to commoner
So that’s why Princess Peach was always in another castle.
‘Are We Missing Earth-like Exoplanets around Binary Star Systems?’
Nothing like space to make non-binary look like the clearer option.
GOP voters say Trump leads the party, but are split on a 2024 White House run
Or realistically a 2024 feeble White House jog.
‘Cocktail of bacteria-killing viruses prevents cholera infection in animal models’
Models like a good, strong cocktail.
‘Oxford University physicist Subir Sarkar says cosmic acceleration and dark energy don’t exist’
Kept in the dark too long.
Los Angeles Gets Official Green Light To Host 2028 Olympics
They’ll be adding a smog sports category.
Son mummifies dead mum in Austria to get her benefits
Return of the Mummy
Tinder users had all their matches deleted
That’s what they get for not playing with matches.
‘United Arab Emirates aims to put human settlement on Mars by 2117’
If you were worried about a lack of indoor skiing.
‘Honeybee venom can kill even aggressive breast cancer cells, study suggests’
In a sting operation.
Florida idiot plans to tie himself to post during Hurricane Irma
The weather anchor told him to keep posted.
‘Declining eyesight improved by looking at deep red light, study finds’
I saw red, but at least I saw.
Marijuana Use is on the Rise Among Pregnant Women
Explains the “pot” belly.
‘Do deepfakes have the power to rewrite history?’
History is history.
The Going Rate For Sex In Florida Is Exactly $34.
The free love movement is over.
The names of LA Metro stations and bus lines are now for sale
Alright *Sigh* I’m going to go ride the “gravy train” to “funkytown” I’ll see you guys later.
Material Exhibits LED-Like Light When Heated’
Come on, baby, fire my light.
Woman Selling Her Positive Pregnancy Tests To Pay For College
At least she passed that test in college.
Sexual intimacy is a natural sleep aid for Insomnia.
Aside from being synonymous.
Artificial intelligence system can tell if you’re gay
Darn straight
‘Why Trees Can Make You Happier: (Research suggests that being around trees is good for our mental and social well-being).’
Air too doesn’t hurt.
‘A random walk in 10 dimensions (with book blog and python code)’
AKA when some people pace on the phone.
Growing number of Americans are retiring outside the US
Man we’re losing even more American non-jobs overseas.
Brooklyn’s first all-avocado restaurant is where millennial dreams are made
Until millennials learn that the avocado trees are old.
Archaeologists are hunting for Greece’s underwater past.’
Including the infamous Trojan seahorse.
This Kid Told the Make-A-Wish Foundation He Just Wanted to Blow Things Up
Remission Impossible
Black hole size revealed by its eating pattern’
You are what you eat is true for black holes.