Will it be safe for humans to fly to Mars?

If not I'll walk.

Care for cats? So did people along the Silk Road more than 1,000 years ago

More than the silk did.

Where did I park my car?’ Brain stimulation improves mental time travel

Where did I put my TMS... so I can find my car.

Effects of meditation have been seen in the: Cortex: Senses Action, Thinking, Planning.

And often the way people dress.

Not just lizards: Alligators can regrow their tails too, new study reveals

They hold a TailGator party.

Many brain structures are ancient: dating back to sharks, and proto-fish.

And some of this country's gun laws.

When three species of human ancestor walked the Earth

Biden, Merkel, and Trump.

Process that might have led to first organic molecules

Hippie chemists.

Potentially fatal combinations of humidity and heat are emerging across the globe

Bombshell Gaia so hot and wet she's lethal.

For vampire bats, social distancing while sick comes naturally

Even a bat wouldn't perform gain of function research.

Methane emitted by humans vastly underestimated

Particularly in females.

Measurement requires defining the property to be measured and finding a way to detect it.

For example, establishing your bathroom scale is correct because it shows you weigh six pounds less than at the doctor's office.

New approach refines the Hubble’s constant and age of universe

Guess low.

Exoplanet where it rains iron discovered

Irony

New ‘universal’ target for antiviral treatment

Some memes go antiviral.

Human language is a complex form of communication.

Just ask our president.

Clever cockatoos learn through social interaction, study finds

So they cocka, too.

Climate-driven megadrought is emerging in western US, says study

Dry humor here seems too soon.

US and Canada have lost more than 1 in 4 birds in the past 50 years

If they keep traveling south long enough they'll be back around.

Everyone experiences periods of low self esteem.

Some experience a never ending ellipsis.